(Cue music)
(bom.. bom.. bom) <--------Those are the 3 notes that start low and go higher and higher
(bom-chicka bom-chicka bom-chicka) <------Opening notes of every country song ever made. C'mon, you know I'm right
My truuuu-ck.... It won't ruu-un.
Water pump....is done.
Tensioner... won't tension that biii-hiiiig belt again.
(bom-chicka bom-chicka) <--------music plays on without a hitch
Septic's...backed up.
Sure does need a sump.
The AC done quiiii-iit and diiiieeeed.
(bom-chicka bom-chicka) <----- same old tune
Dentist is a looo-oong memory
And work is....gettin' tuff
We just ain't got enough....people here. Can't ya seeeee?
(bom-chicka bom-chicka) <----- same old tune
And my Dixon don't cut the grass.....anyyyyy-moooore
No my Dixon don't cut the grass.....anyyyyy-moooore
I said my Dixon wo-oo-ee-on't cut the grass.....anyyyyy-moooore
(bom-chicka bom-chicka bom-chicka bom-chicka bom bom bom) <------the ending of every country song ever made